THE MIRROR: 5 minutes with a… sex god: Dougie McFly

One quarter of McFly on being small in the pants area, filthy fanmail, and his bum

So, how does it feel to be a sex god?
I don’t know where the hell you’ve heard that, but it’s definitely not true. It’s very flattering, but I think your sources are incorrect.

What’s going on under those baggy T-shirts? Buffness?
No not really, just a lot of hair. Which I shave a lot. I’ve got a tattoo that has a lot of attention to detail, so if I have too much hair on there it gets in the way and makes it look all weird. It’s Neil Armstrong in a moon-buggy fighting off an alien that’s trying to kill him.

Do you work out?
I smother myself in KY jelly. And then I do a few sit-ups.

So are you vain, what with the chest shaving?
No, I spend a lot of time looking in the mirror, but it’s to squeeze spots. I don’t have acne, but there are quite a few blackheads going on.

Filthiest fan mail?
It was a thong that had ‘Turn your erection in my direction’ written on it… We all get equal amounts of fan mail. Harry gets the older women – I think that’s because of his hairy face – Tom gets the geeky guys, Danny gets the chicks and I get the dudes. It’s awesome.

Any sordid tales of groupies for us?
There’s never been anyone in my bed waiting when I walk in to my hotel room, unfortunately. And there are none on the tour bus. It’s all a bit wholesome, just us playing video games. Sorry about that.


What’s the strangest or most daring place you’ve ever had sex?
Erm. Erm. Erm. I’ve never had sex, what are you talking about? We’re like the Jonas Brothers in McFly. We all wear those purity rings. And penis rings.

Liar. Come on, tell us!
I can’t. But only because I don’t have a good enough answer.

Speedos or shorts?
Neither. I wear a male thong on the beach. No white bum for me, hell no, just a white crack…

What does your girlfriend (Frankie from The Saturdays) think is the sexiest thing about you?
She thinks I look funny naked. I think that’s probably a good thing, you know – I’m providing humour in the bedroom. If you saw me naked you’d probably laugh as well. I don’t have an a*se. There’s just my back and then my legs really, which is kind of weird, and then there’s my massive stupid tattoo. And a small c*ck.

Really, how small?
I’ve never measured it, I’m too scared to face the truth.

GRACIAS A http://mcfly.forums.umusic.co.uk/


Turn your erection in my direction

"She thinks I look funny naked" biatch *cries*

aww que comico Doug, tan lindo..

"I’ve never had sex, what are you talking about? We’re like the Jonas Brothers in McFly. We all wear those purity rings. And penis rings" yeah right xD penis rings xDDD

mmmmmmmm
no se ingles ¿que dice?
alguien lo traduce
por favor , si????

No white bum for me, hell no, just a white crack…
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ayy lo amoooooooooooooooo

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para mi seria Hottie!!!1 jajaja
waaaaaaaaaaa
lo amo lo amo lo amooooo

hahaha tenia que ser dougie poynter..!!
hahahaha

o por dios...de verdad que esta pregunta ruleo..

"What’s the strangest or most daring place you’ve ever had sex?
Erm. Erm. Erm. I’ve never had sex, what are you talking about? We’re like the Jonas Brothers in McFly. We all wear those purity rings. And penis rings."

hahahaha noo..noo

o esta..
"She thinks I look funny naked"...y siii luce gracioso desnudo lol

hahaha dougie es el dios del sexo...lol

jajajajajajaja.....!!!!
no manches DOUGIE es la onda jajaja!!
lö amÖ!!!!
y eso d los jonas brothers jajajajaja!!

omg hahaha!!!!!
k extraña e inesperada entrevista hahahaha!
Dougi pobresito!
es muuuui graciosooooo!!!!

"I’ve never measured it, I’m too scared to face the truth."

What’s the strangest or most daring place you’ve ever had sex?
Erm. Erm. Erm. I’ve never had sex, what are you talking about? We’re like the Jonas Brothers in McFly. We all wear those purity rings. And penis rings.

awww lo ameee de xsi ya lo hagooo ! es tan Gracioso lo amo lo amo i lo amaree siempre

ajajajajajajajaja aiii dougie ja

aii es un amor jaja
me ase reir demaciado
emm..em...
jaja esa ni el se la creyo
jaja

hahahahaha que risa con Doug de verdad !!
"I’ve never measured it, I’m too scared to face the truth." hahahaha ayy no k risa ! kreo k varias de aki se apuntan a la tarea !! hahahahaha ..kn dicee yoo ?? hahahahahaha

Waaaaa! kozita
ke lindo Dougie
xD!
ame esta
What’s the strangest or most daring place you’ve ever had sex?
Erm. Erm. Erm. I’ve never had sex, what are you talking about? We’re like the Jonas Brothers in McFly. We all wear those purity rings. And penis rings.
Y lo ke Frankie pienza de el
jajajaja
She thinks I look funny naked
OMG!
i love u Dougie!!

awwwww
definitivamente doug es mi fvoritoo ^^